Alexander the Great vs Master Chief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Alexander leads from the front, as usual, which is a problem when the front is 48 cm taller than he is. He's been wounded many times, so he lasts a while, but Chief, 384 kg heavier, lands clean in round two and the referee stops it. Aristotle never covered this.
Fair fight? Weigh Chief in at Alexander's 70 kg, with no armour. Then a king who has been wounded many times leading from the front finally gets an even fight.
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