Alexander the Great vs Chun-Li: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by TKO. Alexander, wounded many times leading from the front, does it again: he marches straight at Chun-Li and takes her kicks at every step. Aristotle taught him strategy, not footwork. The referee stops it in round two; his unbeaten battle record survives only because a ring isn't a battle.
Fair fight? Make it a battle instead of a bout: give Alexander his Macedonian army behind him, and let Chun-Li kick her way through the ranks. That's the only format he's never lost.
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