Alexander the Great vs Adolf Hitler: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Alexander by TKO. Alexander wins by TKO in round two. Hitler, 5 cm taller, finds height means little against a man wounded many times leading from the front who just keeps walking forward. The referee stops it as the former dispatch runner runs out of ring.
Fair fight? Swap the ring for a message-delivery relay across muddy ground, where the former dispatch runner might actually compete. Alexander must also dismount from any imaginary horse first.
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