Alexander the Great vs Hitmonchan: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Hitmonchan
“The Punching Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 4′7″ (140 cm), 111 lb (50.2 kg)
The boxing Pokémon. Throws punches faster than the eye can follow and is said to carry the spirit of a boxer who trained for a world title.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitmonchan by TKO. Alexander does what he always does and leads from the front, straight into a blur of jabs from a pure Fighting type carrying a boxer's spirit. Aristotle tutored him, but not in slipping punches. Midway through round two, the referee steps in and stops it.
Fair fight? Allow wrestling, so Alexander, who is 20 kg heavier, can actually pin down the 140 cm blur instead of chasing it around the ring while getting jabbed.
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