Alexander the Great vs Little Mac: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Alexander by TKO. Alexander, wounded many times leading from the front, shrugs off Mac's jabs and keeps marching in, 22 kg heavier and 28 cm taller. Mac lands a Star Punch and Alexander just blinks. In round two Doc Louis throws in the towel for a TKO.
Fair fight? Make Alexander cut 22 kg to match Mac's 48.5 kg. Then it's a pattern-reading boxer against a man who has never had to dodge a jab.
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