Alexander the Great vs Machamp: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by TKO. Alexander leads from the front, as usual, and walks into four fists at once. Machamp is 60 kg heavier, and there's no sword to cut through that problem. The referee stops it in round two, and Aristotle's tutoring didn't cover this.
Fair fight? Restrain two of Machamp's four arms so it fights with a normal pair, and make it cut weight closer to Alexander's 70 kg.
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