Alexander the Great vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Alexander by DQ. Alexander, as ever, fights from the front and soaks up early punishment from a man 390 kg heavier. Then Snorlax reaches for Body Slam, a foul in this ring. The referee disqualifies him, and Alexander wins by DQ, wounded again but undefeated.
Fair fight? Legalise Body Slam, so Snorlax's only remaining foul is falling asleep on top of Alexander. He'd still need to stay awake for it.
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