Alexander the Great vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Alexander by TKO. Sonic's short attention span lasts about a round, then he curls up and bounces off a man who was wounded many times leading from the front. Alexander shrugs it off, cuts through the plan like the Gordian Knot with one right hand, and the referee stops it in round two.
Fair fight? Widen the ring to a football pitch, so Alexander has to chase a hedgehog who hates standing still, and Sonic wins on points.
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