Alexander the Great vs George Washington: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Washington by TKO. Washington is 18 cm taller and 25 kg heavier, yet Alexander, wounded many times leading from the front, charges in anyway. The former surveyor measures every approach, lands clean, and the referee waves it off in round three. Alexander's dentures-free smile survives; his pride doesn't.
Fair fight? Make Washington fight in a 25 kg weighted vest, and let Alexander pick Aristotle as his cornerman for between-round strategy. Otherwise this is a very educated beating.
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