Alexander the Great vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Alexander the Great
“King of Macedon” · Macedon · 356–323 BC · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
King of Macedon who built an empire stretching from Greece to northwest India by the age of 30 and never lost a battle. Tutored by Aristotle; tamed the horse Bucephalus as a boy.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Alexander by DQ. Alexander, wounded many times leading from the front, marches straight in while Yoshi flutter-jumps around the ring. In round two Yoshi leaps and ground-pounds bottom-first, an attack that isn't a punch or kick. The referee disqualifies him, and Alexander wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Make Yoshi's bottom-first ground-pound a legal move, so his signature attack stops costing him the fight and the 10 kg gap actually has to be settled with punches.
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