Idi Amin vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Idi Amin
“Big Daddy” · Uganda · c. 1925–2003 · about 6′4″ (193 cm), about 243 lb (110 kg)
Military dictator of Uganda from 1971 to 1979, whose regime killed an estimated 100,000 to 500,000 people. Earlier, Uganda’s national light heavyweight boxing champion for most of the 1950s.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Amin by TKO. Amin wins by TKO in round two. Sonic's head sits around Amin's waist, so a former national light heavyweight champion only has to aim low. Sonic's impatience sends him charging in without a plan, bouncing off a man 75 kg heavier, until the referee waves it off.
Fair fight? Make Amin fight on his knees, which cuts the 93 cm height gap down to a size where Sonic's spiky-ball attack has a target. Keep the chili dog break between rounds.
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