Idi Amin vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Idi Amin
“Big Daddy” · Uganda · c. 1925–2003 · about 6′4″ (193 cm), about 243 lb (110 kg)
Military dictator of Uganda from 1971 to 1979, whose regime killed an estimated 100,000 to 500,000 people. Earlier, Uganda’s national light heavyweight boxing champion for most of the 1950s.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Amin by DQ. Yoshi flutter-jumps for a round, then ground-pounds Amin's foot, which is a stomp. The referee disqualifies him. Amin, 50 kg heavier and a former national light heavyweight champion, awards himself a fresh title on the way out of the ring.
Fair fight? Allow ground-pounds, so Yoshi's best move stops being a disqualification and Amin has to watch the ceiling as well as the gloves.
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