Fidel Castro vs Master Chief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Master Chief is 364 kg heavier and 27 cm taller, and Castro's fatigues are no match for MJOLNIR armour. Castro survives a minute of circling, eats one gauntleted jab, and the referee stops it in round one. Chief offers no comment, naturally.
Fair fight? Take Chief out of the MJOLNIR armour so he fights at a human weight. Then Castro's corner can at least talk him through the rounds, which he'd be happy to do at length.
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