Fidel Castro vs Hitmonchan: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Hitmonchan
“The Punching Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 4′7″ (140 cm), 111 lb (50.2 kg)
The boxing Pokémon. Throws punches faster than the eye can follow and is said to carry the spirit of a boxer who trained for a world title.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitmonchan by TKO. Hitmonchan wins by TKO. Castro, 51 cm taller and 40 kg heavier, swings like a man hunting a fastball that never arrives, while punches faster than the eye can follow land from every angle. The referee stops it in round two, mid-windup.
Fair fight? Make Hitmonchan fight with one hand tucked behind its back. Alternatively, give Castro a four-and-a-half-hour round, so at least he's in his comfort zone.
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