Fidel Castro vs Knuckles: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Knuckles
“The Echidna” · Sega · 1994 · 3′7″ (110 cm), 88 lb (40 kg)
Guardian of the Master Emerald and the Sonic character built for punching. His spiked fists smash through rock.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Castro by Decision. Castro wins by decision. Knuckles punches through rock, but he's used to guarding a giant emerald alone, not sparring, and Castro is 81 cm taller. The spiked fists find shins all night while Castro jabs down at him, and the judges hand Castro all three rounds.
Fair fight? Make Castro fight on his knees for all three rounds. Then Knuckles' rock-smashing punches can finally reach his chin, and Castro can only talk his way out of it.
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