Fidel Castro vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Castro by TKO. Castro, 84 kg heavier, treats Quick Attack like a fastball from his baseball days and connects with one hook in round two. Ash Ketchum throws in the towel for a TKO, though Pikachu still refuses the Poké Ball.
Fair fight? Lift the no-elemental-powers rule so those red cheeks can fire. Once Pikachu can use its lightning, Castro's 84 kg advantage matters far less.
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