Fidel Castro vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snake by TKO. Castro is 9 cm taller and 15 kg heavier, but Snake is a trained special-forces operative, and his punches and kicks find a man who survived over 600 plots. Midway through round two, the referee stops it as Castro sags against the ropes in his fatigues.
Fair fight? Strap a 15 kg weighted vest on Snake to even the weight, and stretch the fight to twelve rounds so Castro's four-and-a-half-hour speech stamina finally matters.
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