Fidel Castro vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Castro by TKO. Castro arrives in his usual fatigues; Snorlax arrives actually fatigued, yawns during the first exchange and nods off standing up. Castro lands a few free jabs, and the referee, seeing a defenceless 460 kg sleeper, stops it for a TKO.
Fair fight? Stage the bout before Snorlax's daily meal of around 400 kg of food, so he's hungry and awake instead of dozing. Castro then faces a very cranky opponent 19 cm taller.
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