Fidel Castro vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Fidel Castro
“El Comandante” · Cuba · 1926–2016 · about 6′3″ (191 cm), about 198 lb (90 kg)
Guerrilla commander who seized power in Cuba in 1959 and ruled for nearly five decades. Survived the Bay of Pigs invasion and, by Cuban count, more than 600 assassination plots.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by Decision. Sonic wins by decision. Castro swings like a batter at a hip-high target that never stays put, while Sonic lands quick jabs and taps his foot between them. Impatient as ever, he's still ahead on all three scorecards before Castro finishes warming up.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to phone-booth size so Sonic has nowhere to dart, and Castro's extra 55 kg finally gets something to aim at.
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