Master Chief vs Adolf Hitler: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Hitler, a former dispatch runner, sprints laps through round one, but a ring is small and Master Chief is 43 cm taller and 384 kg heavier. John says nothing, lands one punch in round two, and the referee stops it. The Vienna art academy's rejection was gentler.
Fair fight? Weight-match them at 70 kg each. Then Hitler's running and stalling might buy him a decision, though a silent Chief would still probably just wait in the corner.
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