Master Chief vs Hitmonchan: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Hitmonchan
“The Punching Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 4′7″ (140 cm), 111 lb (50.2 kg)
The boxing Pokémon. Throws punches faster than the eye can follow and is said to carry the spirit of a boxer who trained for a world title.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Hitmonchan's punches are too fast to see, and John's armour doesn't care. Spirit of a world-title boxer or not, he's 404 kg lighter, and one counter from a Spartan raised for war ends it. Referee stops it in round two. TKO.
Fair fight? Make John fight without the MJOLNIR armour, so the 404 kg gap shrinks. Then Hitmonchan's speed actually matters, and he can win rounds on the scorecards.
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