Master Chief vs Kirby: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Kirby
“The Pink Puffball” · Nintendo · 1992 · 0′8″ (20 cm), about 4 lb (2 kg)
Round pink hero of Dream Land who inhales enemies and copies their powers. Officially about 20 cm tall, and far tougher than he looks.
The crowd
Master Chief 0%, Kirby 100% (1 vote).
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Kirby by DQ. Master Chief is 198 cm taller, and Kirby, headband on, bobs around his shins like a pink balloon. Trained from childhood to finish threats, John finally stomps in round two. The referee disqualifies him, so Kirby wins by DQ without a scratch.
Fair fight? Make Chief fight on his knees, so his punches land at Kirby's height and stomping stops being an option.
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