Master Chief vs Kirby: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Kirby
“The Pink Puffball” · Nintendo · 1992 · 0′8″ (20 cm), about 4 lb (2 kg)
Round pink hero of Dream Land who inhales enemies and copies their powers. Officially about 20 cm tall, and far tougher than he looks.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Kirby by DQ. Master Chief is 198 cm taller, and Kirby, headband on, bobs around his shins like a pink balloon. Trained from childhood to finish threats, John finally stomps in round two. The referee disqualifies him, so Kirby wins by DQ without a scratch.
Fair fight? Make Chief fight on his knees, so his punches land at Kirby's height and stomping stops being an option.
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