Master Chief vs Abraham Lincoln: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by DQ. Lincoln, a Hall of Fame wrestler, keeps reaching for holds, and in a boxing ring every one is a foul. John stands there, 372 kg heavier, being grabbed. After the referee's third warning, Lincoln is disqualified in round two, letters spilling from his stovepipe hat.
Fair fight? Make it a wrestling match, where Lincoln's holds are legal, and have Chief take off the armour so the 372 kg gap shrinks.
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