Master Chief vs Little Mac: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Chief is 76 cm taller and 406 kg heavier, and Mac's Star Punch uppercut has a long climb. Chief's toughness, built since his Spartan childhood, absorbs it, and Doc Louis throws in the towel from his bicycle in round one. TKO.
Fair fight? Make Chief fight the whole bout on his knees, so Mac's Star Punch uppercut finally has a chin within reach.
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