Master Chief vs Mario: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Mario
“Jumpman” · Nintendo · 1981 · about 5′1″ (155 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nintendo’s mascot plumber, first seen jumping barrels in Donkey Kong. Has stomped more turtles than anyone alive and can lift Bowser by the tail.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by DQ. Mario triple-jumps at a Chief 63 cm taller and stomps his helmet: foul. He ground-pounds next: foul again. The referee disqualifies him in round one, and John, 384 kg heavier, wins without throwing a punch or saying a word.
Fair fight? Legalise stomps for this bout, since asking Mario not to jump is like asking Chief for a speech.
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