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      Master Chief vs Audie Murphy: who would win in a fist fight?

      Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.

      Master Chief

      “Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)

      Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.

      Audie Murphy

      “To Hell and Back” · United States · 1925–1971 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 110 lb (50 kg)

      The most decorated American soldier of the Second World War. Won the Medal of Honor at 19 by holding off a German company alone from atop a burning tank destroyer. Later a Hollywood star.

      The crowd

      Nobody has called this one yet.

      The AI’s verdict (spoiler)

      Master Chief by TKO. Audie Murphy was turned down by the Marines and the paratroopers for being too small, so an opponent 404 kg heavier is a bold next application. John lands one jab in round one and the referee stops it: TKO, Master Chief.

      Fair fight? Take Chief out of the MJOLNIR armour and make him fight at Murphy's weight. Lying about his age worked on recruiters, but nobody can lie to a scale.

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