Master Chief vs Napoléon Bonaparte: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Napoléon Bonaparte
“The Little Corporal” · France · 1769–1821 · 5′7″ (169 cm), about 170 lb (77 kg)
Emperor of the French who conquered much of Europe before his final defeat at Waterloo in 1815. Not actually short: about average for his time. The myth came from British cartoons and French inches.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Napoleon, an artillery officer with no artillery, tries an Elba-style escape, but a boxing ring has no boat. Master Chief, 49 cm taller and 377 kg heavier, corners him in round one, and the referee stops it: TKO to John.
Fair fight? Make Chief fight at Napoleon's 77 kg, and let Napoleon bring his rabbit-swarming hunting party as a cheering section. Morale would improve, though the punching wouldn't.
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