Master Chief vs Horatio Nelson: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Horatio Nelson
“Hero of the Nile” · United Kingdom · 1758–1805 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
British admiral who destroyed the French and Spanish fleets at Trafalgar in 1805 and died at the moment of victory. Fought on after losing the sight of one eye and most of his right arm.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Master Chief, 394 kg heavier, wins by TKO in round one. Nelson's seasickness arrives the moment the ring canvas bounces, and his "England expects" signal goes unanswered by an opponent of very few words. The referee steps in before John has said a single one.
Fair fight? Take Chief out of the MJOLNIR armour so he's closer to Nelson's size, and let Nelson fight from a ring that doesn't rock his stomach.
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