Master Chief vs Barack Obama: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Obama's crossover dribble and southpaw jab look sharp for about four seconds before a Spartan 375 kg heavier and trained since childhood closes the distance. One MJOLNIR-gauntleted check to the ribs ends the round early — corner throws in the towel, TKO Chief.
Fair fight? Make Master Chief fight without his MJOLNIR armor, cutting him down near human size and giving the President's teaching, basketball and fly-swatting reflexes a fighting chance.
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