Master Chief vs George S. Patton: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Patton claims past lives as ancient warriors, but none of them fought someone 370 kg heavier. The Olympic pentathlete circles gamely for a round, then Master Chief lands one armoured fist and the referee waves it off in round two.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a modern pentathlon, the event Patton actually competed in, and make Master Chief do the swimming leg in his full armour.
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