Master Chief vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Pikachu's Quick Attack lands first, then bounces off a man 178 cm taller and 448 kg heavier. John, as his mother may have called him, throws one jab. Ash, in Pikachu's corner, throws in the towel in round one. TKO.
Fair fight? Allow Pikachu's cheek lightning against the MJOLNIR armour. Failing that, Chief fights in a hoodie and Pikachu gets a stool to reach him.
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