Master Chief vs Theodore Roosevelt: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by DQ. Master Chief wins by DQ. Teddy, 354 kg lighter, tries a judo throw on the 40 cm taller Spartan, which is a foul. The armour doesn't budge, the referee blows the whistle, and Chief accepts victory with his customary speech: none.
Fair fight? Make Chief fight without the MJOLNIR armour, so his weight drops and Teddy's judo has some chance of moving him. Otherwise it's a tree with a president attached.
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