Master Chief vs Saddam Hussein: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Saddam Hussein
“The Ace of Spades” · Iraq · 1937–2006 · about 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
President of Iraq from 1979 to 2003. Launched wars on Iran and Kuwait and brutally crushed opposition at home. Found hiding in a hole near Tikrit in 2003 and executed in 2006.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by TKO. Master Chief, 30 cm taller and 359 kg heavier, says nothing and lets his fists do the talking. Saddam's many palaces offer plenty of places to retreat, but a ring has only four corners, and the referee stops it in round one. Even a romance novel would call this one-sided.
Fair fight? Make Master Chief fight one weight class down, at Saddam's estimated 95 kg, and give Saddam a full three rounds to find his rhythm, or at least a comfortable stool.
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