Master Chief vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by DQ. Snake's close-quarters routine is mostly throws and chokes, all fouls. He tries one on an armoured 454 kg opponent, gets warned in round one, then disqualified in round two, pleading with the referee in six languages. Chief says nothing, naturally.
Fair fight? Take the armour off Chief and make Snake's close-quarters throws and chokes legal. Otherwise it's a 75 kg man arguing with a tank.
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