Master Chief vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by Decision. Sonic wins by decision. Chief is 118 cm taller, but John spends nine minutes slowly turning around in a ring while a 100 cm blue blur pecks at his armour and leaves. Nobody is hurt, everybody is confused, and the scorecards go to the hedgehog.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to the size of a phone box so Sonic can't run laps, and Chief's 419 kg weight edge finally has something to hit.
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