Master Chief vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Yoshi by DQ. The referee inspects Chief before round one and rules his powered armour a gadget. John, a man of few words, offers no defence and is disqualified. Yoshi, 394 kg lighter, wins without throwing a punch and flutter-jumps around the ring in celebration.
Fair fight? Make Chief fight without the armour, with his weight and height re-measured after it comes off. Yoshi keeps his flutter-jump, and the gap will still be huge.
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