Master Chief vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Master Chief
“Spartan-117” · Halo · 2001 · 7′2″ (218 cm), 1001 lb (454 kg)
Cybernetically enhanced super-soldier who has saved humanity more than once. Fights in MJOLNIR powered armour, and his listed height and weight include it.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Master Chief by DQ. Zangief survives round one on bear-wrestling toughness, then grabs the 338 kg heavier Master Chief for a Spinning Piledriver out of pure habit. The ref disqualifies him mid-spin. Chief, who says very little, says nothing and just nods.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a wrestling ring where Zangief's grappling is legal, so his spin is a strategy instead of a disqualification.
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