Chun-Li vs Abraham Lincoln: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by DQ. Chun-Li wins by DQ. Lincoln, 24 cm taller, weathers the kicks for a round, then does what any Hall of Fame wrestler does when flustered: hoists her for a throw. The referee stops it at once, and letters from his stovepipe hat flutter onto the canvas.
Fair fight? Make it a wrestling-rules bout where throws are legal, and have Chun-Li remove her spiked bracelets. Lincoln then gets to use his best skill without disqualification.
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