Chun-Li vs Abraham Lincoln: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
The crowd
Chun-Li 100%, Abraham Lincoln 0% (1 vote).
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by DQ. Chun-Li wins by DQ. Lincoln, 24 cm taller, weathers the kicks for a round, then does what any Hall of Fame wrestler does when flustered: hoists her for a throw. The referee stops it at once, and letters from his stovepipe hat flutter onto the canvas.
Fair fight? Make it a wrestling-rules bout where throws are legal, and have Chun-Li remove her spiked bracelets. Lincoln then gets to use his best skill without disqualification.
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