Chun-Li vs Machamp: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by Decision. Chun-Li spends nine minutes circling, and Machamp's four arms tangle up trying to chase her, like headphones in a pocket. He throws plenty of punches that would reach the horizon, but none reach her. Chun-Li wins on the scorecards, and Machamp keeps his champion-style belt as consolation.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to the size of a phone booth so Chun-Li can't circle, and Machamp's four arms finally have something nearby to hit.
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