Chun-Li vs Mario: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Mario
“Jumpman” · Nintendo · 1981 · about 5′1″ (155 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nintendo’s mascot plumber, first seen jumping barrels in Donkey Kong. Has stomped more turtles than anyone alive and can lift Bowser by the tail.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by TKO. Mario triple-jumps to reach an opponent 14 cm taller, then ground-pounds and simply sits on the canvas, looking pleased. Chun-Li, a trained Interpol officer, picks him apart with punches until the referee stops it in round two. Dr. Mario prescribes a stool.
Fair fight? Make Mario fight standing on a 14 cm platform, like a brick block, so the height gap disappears. He still has to land his punches.
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