Chun-Li vs Theodore Roosevelt: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by DQ. Chun-Li peppers Roosevelt with Lightning Legs for two rounds until he gets impatient and reaches for the judo he practised in the White House. He hoists her over his hip, which is a foul. The referee disqualifies him, and Chun-Li wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Make throws legal, so Teddy's White House judo becomes a tactic instead of a disqualification.
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