Chun-Li vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Chun-Li
“Strongest Woman in the World” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 5′7″ (169 cm), weight never disclosed
Interpol officer with the fastest kicks in Street Fighter, avenging her father. Capcom lists her official weight as a secret.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Chun-Li by DQ. Yoshi flutter-jumps around the ring, giving up 9 cm to Chun-Li, until he tries a ground-pound. That's a stomp, and stomps are fouls. The referee disqualifies him in round two, and Yoshi flutters off apologetically while Chun-Li collects the win.
Fair fight? Legalise the ground-pound for both fighters, so Yoshi can use his best move without being disqualified for it and has to win or lose on the scorecards.
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