Winston Churchill vs Machamp: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Winston Churchill
“The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by TKO. Churchill's fencing lunges are elegant, but he's bringing two fists to a four-fist fight against someone 35 kg heavier. Machamp guards with one pair, punches with the other, and the referee stops it in round two. Churchill requests a nap.
Fair fight? Tie two of Machamp's arms behind its back so it's two fists apiece. Then Churchill's fencing footwork and bricklayer's forearms might scrape out a decision.
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