Winston Churchill vs Mario: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Winston Churchill
“The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.
Mario
“Jumpman” · Nintendo · 1981 · about 5′1″ (155 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nintendo’s mascot plumber, first seen jumping barrels in Donkey Kong. Has stomped more turtles than anyone alive and can lift Bowser by the tail.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Churchill by DQ. Churchill, 13 cm taller and 25 kg heavier, uses his fencing footwork and brick-laying forearms to stay upright. Mario triple-jumps in round two and ground-pounds his head, out of pure habit. The referee disqualifies him, and Churchill wins by DQ, then naps in the corner.
Fair fight? Make stomps legal and cut Churchill to Mario's 70 kg. Then Mario's jumping becomes a real weapon, and Churchill has to fence, not nap.
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