Winston Churchill vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Winston Churchill
“The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Churchill by Decision. Pikachu's Quick Attack zips around Churchill's shins for nine minutes, but the 89 kg heavier fencing champion keeps his guard up and lands the cleaner shots. Pikachu is too fast to pin down and too small to hurt. Churchill takes a unanimous decision, then naps.
Fair fight? Make Churchill fight on his knees, so the 128 cm height gap shrinks and Pikachu can finally reach his chin without a running start.
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