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      Winston Churchill vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?

      Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.

      Winston Churchill

      “The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)

      Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.

      Snorlax

      “The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)

      Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.

      The crowd

      Winston Churchill 100%, Snorlax 0% (1 vote).

      The AI’s verdict (spoiler)

      Churchill by TKO. Nobody brought a Poké Flute, so Snorlax stays parked across the canvas like it's blocking a road in Red and Blue. Churchill, 42 cm shorter, pokes it with fencing-champion jabs until the referee stops the fight. TKO, round one, and no Body Slam thrown.

      Fair fight? Allow a Poké Flute in Snorlax's corner so it's woken before every round. Then Churchill has to fight a 365 kg heavier opponent who is actually conscious.

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