Winston Churchill vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Winston Churchill
“The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by Decision. Churchill, a fencing champion and veteran of a cavalry charge, keeps lunging at where Sonic just was. The hedgehog, 68 cm shorter, darts in, jabs at knee height and vanishes for three rounds. Nobody drops, but the judges hand Sonic a decision while he complains about the bell.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to a phone booth so Sonic can't run. Then being 60 kg heavier, plus a bricklayer's patience, finally matters.
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