Winston Churchill vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Winston Churchill
“The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Churchill by DQ. Churchill, 35 kg heavier, plants his feet like a man who lays bricks for fun while Yoshi flutter-jumps around him. Yoshi finally ground-pounds, which is a stomp and a foul. The referee disqualifies him in round two. Churchill, a fencing champion, wins without a scratch.
Fair fight? Legalise the ground-pound and let Yoshi keep his flutter jump. Then cut the 35 kg gap by making Churchill fight after a very long afternoon nap on an empty stomach.
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