Winston Churchill vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Winston Churchill
“The British Bulldog” · United Kingdom · 1874–1965 · about 5′6″ (168 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Prime Minister who led Britain through the Second World War. Earlier a cavalry officer who rode in one of the last British cavalry charges and escaped from a Boer prisoner-of-war camp.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Churchill by DQ. Churchill, 1892 public schools fencing champion, spends round one slipping a man 45 cm taller who keeps lunging for a clinch. In round two Zangief can't resist and hoists him into the Spinning Piledriver. The referee disqualifies the Red Cyclone, and Churchill wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Legalise the Spinning Piledriver. Zangief stops hurting himself with fouls, and Churchill, 21 kg lighter, would need far more than fencing footwork to survive round one.
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