Genghis Khan vs Kirby: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Genghis Khan
“The Great Khan” · Mongolia · c. 1162–1227 · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Founder of the Mongol Empire, which grew into the largest contiguous land empire in history. Rose from an outcast childhood on the steppe to unite the Mongol tribes in 1206.
Kirby
“The Pink Puffball” · Nintendo · 1992 · 0′8″ (20 cm), about 4 lb (2 kg)
Round pink hero of Dream Land who inhales enemies and copies their powers. Officially about 20 cm tall, and far tougher than he looks.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Genghis by TKO. Genghis Khan, 73 kg heavier and 150 cm taller, spends round one bending down like a man checking under a sofa. In round two a legal kick catches the puffed-up Kirby, and the referee steps in. Kirby is tougher than he looks, but not that tough.
Fair fight? Make Genghis fight on his knees, so a floating Kirby can puff himself up to face height and trade punches on something like equal terms.
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